Unicorn Tamers Pillows

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

Parenting Business Deals

Crying baby

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"