Unicorn Dreamers Mugs

Head over Hooves

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Giant white horse.

Save the unicorn.

Unicorn Working From Home

"You are not going to the meet in the horse-box. The walk will do you good."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"I always knew you'd come back."

Rocket.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Cat king.

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Emma's Unicorn

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

Fairy Vet

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Unicorn in the Woods

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"We've got a problem."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"Unicorns do exist!"

"Their kids will be begging for it."