Unicorn Lover Mugs

"We've voted you off the island."

Christmas Unicorn

'How many times have you been told not to follow mommy too closely?'

"Trust me, we did the right thing, those cruise ships can be a hot-bed of germs."

"Since unicorns don't exist, your migraines must be psychosomatic."

'I never said you were a hypochonriac, I said your illness was a myth.'

Unicorns

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Why unicorns became extinct.

"What do you think? Yay, or neigh?"

"You whimsical observations are beginning to annoy me."

Unicorns are recalled by God.

'He and she were the last two of their species and I bagged them both.'

Mythology Dept.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

"Their kids will be begging for it."

Unicorn Joust

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Save the unicorn.

"I always knew you'd come back."

Unicorn Working From Home

Emma's Unicorn

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Fairy Vet

Unicorn in the Woods

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"Unicorns do exist!"