Unicorn Fans Mugs

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Rocking Horse

Save the unicorn.

Unicorn Working From Home

"I always knew you'd come back."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Fairy Vet

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Unicorn in the Woods

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

Unicorn Joust

"Unicorns do exist!"

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

"Their kids will be begging for it."

'What went particularly well?'

"Bad news, the unicorns jumped out of the ark when they knew they were going to share their cabin with us."

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

"I don't know, I just thought it would be more magical."