Unhurried Explorers Gifts

Snail

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Projectile painting.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Technological Dependence.

Shakespeare Quote

The Desert Island Package

Fossil hunting

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Switchback Playground.

"This is it? No video?"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Planet of the Ants

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

Spider and Snake Scared of Each Other,

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

'Are we there yet?'

Bear with unicycle on his car.

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

Putting the pets out.

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"