Unhurried Explorers Pillows

Snail

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Projectile painting.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Technological Dependence.

Shakespeare Quote

The Desert Island Package

Fossil hunting

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Children watching a horse show from under the tent

Switchback Playground.

"This is it? No video?"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Planet of the Ants

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

'You can come in and play, but you have to make sure you use your indoor voice.'

"I hereby declare this planet for Oxymaxian territory"

Spider and Snake Scared of Each Other,

'Are we there yet?'

Bear with unicycle on his car.

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

Putting the pets out.

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'