Unhealthy Lifestyle Mugs

"I hate my gym."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

The Fast Lane.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Secretive Weigh In.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

To do before Saturday...

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Exercising

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."