Healthy Lifestyle Mystery Mugs

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Yoga vs. Prosecco

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Secretive Weigh In.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Exercising

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Olive Oil

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Heart Health Levels

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

Work Out.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'