Unexpectedly Generous Pillows

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Surprise!"

"Gift"

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

Thanks And Giving.

'It was all she had to offer, vicar.'

Deadpan Delivery.

'Gee, thanks pal."

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

Wife takes blindfolded hubby to vasectomy clinic: 'We're almost there. Happy anniversary...'

Reality Show Host

"This is how I roll, baby."

Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."

'Spare change.'

"We gave generously to the most deserving charity on the planet. We've earned our bliss."

"Our final honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'-with every bottle comes our free Jujitsu course!'

'He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated.'

'I think when the charity said you could 'buy a goat for Xmas' they meant for the third world.'

"Don't worry about me, what do you want?"

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

"For some reason, I'm getting nicer. Where will it end?"

Hurricane Relief Thank You To States And The World.

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'

Charities need a more honest relationship with donors...

"I dragged a man out of a burning building. Un"fortunately, it was a fireman...