Unexpected Outcome Explorer Gifts

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Bird Bath.

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Well, Dear, the doctor did say there could be side effects to those pills!'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'Of course it's impossible. That's why we're here.'

'How am I doing?'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"I thought that I knew everybody in town."

'Giraffe'

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

"I feel cheated. Your medications have much more interesting side effects than mine do."

'The good news is it's not mice.'

Warning: Warp in the space-time continuum ahead.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

Unusual Retirement Plans

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

Fire Brain

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

Survivor Game

Life is full of surprises.