Unexpected Outcomes Admirer Gifts

'The good news is it's not mice.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"Woah - random!"

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

"Do you know what time they open love?"

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

Football Boomerang.

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

The unexpected end of the journey.

Fire Brain

"What are you doing?!"

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

Burglar opens safe of the ACME MAGIC SHOP, finds it empty, slams door, opens it again and finds the safe full of money.

Death in park

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

Gun shop owner dies from arrow in back.

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

An unexpected development during round three of the annual nuclear physics play-off.

Survivor Game

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'