Unexpected Outcomes Admirer Prints

'The good news is it's not mice.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Woah - random!"

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

"Do you know what time they open love?"

Football Boomerang.

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

Fire Brain

"What are you doing?!"

"Excuse me, sir. Our phones are down, so I'm here with your wake-up call."

How do YOU like it? - A fish catching a man.

The unexpected end of the journey.

"...as of noon today, we became a non-profit making organisation."

The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.

Burglar opens safe of the ACME MAGIC SHOP, finds it empty, slams door, opens it again and finds the safe full of money.

"Maybe he'll take a mulligan."

That's the best and worst pole vault I've ever seen.

Death in park

Survivor Game

Gun shop owner dies from arrow in back.

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

An unexpected development during round three of the annual nuclear physics play-off.

Today will start off with an interesting twist.