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Explorers come across big screen TV and fridge in jungle.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"You're never home."

Unicorn Working From Home

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

Fireplace Projector.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Mouse showing wife the heart shaped mouse he has made

"Yes, I appreciate that it's a converted fire station. But I still think I'd prefer stairs."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

'Brew?'

'Isn't it great?!'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

Business traveller dreaming of home.

"There ya go. Cushion rot from farting into the same old chair for 40 years"

"Go back to work. . . Go back to work. . ."/"Stay. . . Stay. . ."

Dress down day was YESTERDAY - As a teleworker Colin sometimes had difficulty adjusting to the normal office routine.

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

"When I first met Howard, he had a touch of class. As it turns out, it was just a touch."

Family living in an allevator

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An Englishman's home is his sand castle.

"We need one with three zones."

'I miss my water bed.'

"I really want to thank you for these great telepsychiatry sessions, doctor. The format lends itself to easing my anxiety and feelings of inadequacy around others."