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"When he said he was using the lockdown as an opportunity to make something I thought he meant a coffee table."

Rocking horse

Do it yourself books.

"First snowman?"

Building giant sand pies.

'I hope it;s an express.'

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Trainset

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

"Blueprints for Irish theme pub" found at the end of a rainbow

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Man reading in lamp

Cow's Surprise Party.

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

Family living in an allevator

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"I made a nice zucchini bread."

"I thought ou were building a man cave. Not a man castle."

Tourists finding a path

'I read 'The Hidden Lives of Dogs' last year, so this doesn't come as a complete surprise to me!'

'My son, the non traditionalist.'

"Make a note... Hot wheels engineering doesn't translate to the real world."

"Sure, it will be an eyesore, but after we build a lot of them, it'll fit right in!"

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