Unexpected Bakers Gifts

"I made a nice zucchini bread."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Early Morning Roll Call.

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

Mary Berry

"Just junk mail."

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

When seasons collide

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

"It's an old family recipe - some flour and water, yeast, a little salt, mono calcium phosphate, polysorbate 60, calcium propionate..."

A cupcake jumps out of a birthday cake.

Baby Formula, Just Add Water.

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"Could I borrow a cup of flour and your biscuit recipe?"

"It works!"

Solving the dropping cake problem.

"When he said he was using the lockdown as an opportunity to make something I thought he meant a coffee table."

'Have you guys ever actually read the directions on a box of shake'n'bake?'

Window sign: Tastes just like chicken cafe...open

Fat man in baker shop, "Sorry sir, I think you've had enough."

Lemmingtons

Giving the pud a lucky stir.

"No, you're not here about a promotion. You're here because of the brownies you brought to the potluck."