Uneven Bars Aficionado Mugs

Missing You#2

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

Last Chance For Reality

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'How about a nice saloon?'

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Frog and Princess in Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Victorian woman at a bar.