Underworld Stylist Pillows

"Notice anything different about me?"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I opted for the upgrades."

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

Solar Flares

Satan

Christmas Socks

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

The Burbs

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

Youth with extravagant hairstyle shops for hair gel. Varieties available: Stupid, Absurd and Utterly Ludicrous.

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

"Inspected by #16."

"And which solar system are you from?"

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

Barnyard wigs.

The grim reaper tries on new clothes