Underworld Stylist Pillows

"Notice anything different about me?"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Punkins

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Solar Flares

Satan

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

Christmas Socks

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

The Burbs

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

"Just a little off the top and shape the back."

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

Youth with extravagant hairstyle shops for hair gel. Varieties available: Stupid, Absurd and Utterly Ludicrous.

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

"Inspected by #16."

"And which solar system are you from?"

Buttons on air conditioning that read 'cool', 'cooler' and 'totally cool'.

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

Barnyard wigs.