Underwater Worlds Pillows

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Meerkats / Mercats

Football Fish

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Fish snorkling above water.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Shark food pyramid.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I want out, Laura."

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Shark with fish lollipops

clown fish

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

'Steroids.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"