Underwater Worlds Prints

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Meerkats / Mercats

Football Fish

Octopus holding a balloon with the number eight

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I want out, Laura."

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Shark with fish lollipops

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

'Steroids.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

The Octopuss.

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"