Underwater Tranquility Seeker T-Shirts

'Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those that care'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

All we have in life is this moment...

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Working from OM.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Arabian island

Just in time

Feathered frenzy

"At last - no Trump."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Amongst the rush.

The Hudson River School of Art.

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Sea of Tranquillity

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

Retiring from the rat race

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

'I tore down that city block I own and had it replaced with a rainforest. Some of the business owners are a little angry, but my stress has all but gone away.'

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

Man on a beach with shells for headphones.

'How are the new relaxation techniques going?'

"You're not as serene as you could be, Fred."

"I love this tree almost as much as I love you."