Underwater Scene Appreciators Pillows

"Puss in cement boots"

Piranhaclaus

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Lovers scuba diving

Making fun of Starfish.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

clown fish

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

Street Performing Octopus

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

The Hudson River School of Art.

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Dry Cleaning

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"What's that clicking sound?"

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'