Underwater Scene Appreciators Pillows

"Puss in cement boots"

Piranhaclaus

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Lovers scuba diving

Making fun of Starfish.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

The Hudson River School of Art.

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Street Performing Octopus

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'Be honest, Dad. As plankton, where are we on the food chain?'

'On second thoughts guys, I might just pass on the frenzy today. You two enjoy, okay.'

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

Dry Cleaning

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...