Underwater Rock Fan Mugs

'Let's wail!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Marine Band

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

Dolphin Music

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

'Who ordered the pizza?'

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'

'She certainly was a good ship.'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

"I'm all shook up."

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

'Come and see this,Dad!'

'Inflatable boat Fred!'