Underwater Rock Fan Prints

'Let's wail!'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Pete Townshend

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Marine Band

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

Dolphin Music

Hard Rock Cafe.

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

'Who ordered the pizza?'

Whale Blowing Bubbles.

"This is a song about my girlfriend but you'll think it's about yours"

Elvis Costello

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

How long have I been wearing these? Ever since the day I tried to date that submarine.

'Come and see this,Dad!'

'She certainly was a good ship.'

The totally unreasoned James Cameron...

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

"I'm all shook up."

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'

"Play dead!"