Underwater Pun Fans Mugs

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

Cupid misses his shot.

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

You're Out Of Order

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Arm Chair

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

Dolphin Music

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"Father Michael has a wicked sense of humour."

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

Fish-losophy

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Okay - I can see you now."

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

'I don't think much of the punchline.'

'One shot of this and you won't know a thing. Too late. He doesn't know a thing now.'

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

Naval Command 'Innie' and 'Outie'.

Yeah, I know. My dating profile says I'm a "ginger," so you were expecting a redhead.

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

Skipping with a beard.

"Wow, that was some fart!"