Underwater Ecosystems Pillows

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

reincarnated worm...

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Artifishial Intelligence

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Fish snorkling above water.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"You two seem oddly suited."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"I don't do windows."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Diving Cat.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Biodiversity

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

How Swordfish Are Born

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."