Underemployment Pundit Pillows

Our pillows with humorous and insightful messages are perfect for the underemployment pundit. Add a touch of personality to any space while celebrating their unique perspective on work life.

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'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.' mockup

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

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"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!" mockup

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

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'Yes, can I help you?'

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"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Dear, did something happen at the office?" mockup

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

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'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!' mockup

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

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"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money." mockup

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

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'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.' mockup

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

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"Victims of out-sorcery."

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'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'. mockup

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

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'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.' mockup

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

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"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

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"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!" mockup

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"

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"We pay the living dead wage."

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'We heat the entire building by burning resumes.'

'We heat the entire building by burning resumes.' mockup

'We heat the entire building by burning resumes.'

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America's Biggest Export...

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"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal." mockup

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

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Social security.

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Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa. mockup

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

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'I like your appearance. I'm sure we can find you a place in the company.'

'I like your appearance. I'm sure we can find you a place in the company.' mockup

'I like your appearance. I'm sure we can find you a place in the company.'

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"Right now, I'm between naps."

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Right,so you're looking for someone with magic circle experience in M&A ,litigation and finance with a set of blue chip clients and the freedom to work ANYWHERE...would you like them to walk on water and turn water into wine as well?

Right,so you're looking for someone with magic circle experience in M&A ,litigation and finance with a set of blue chip clients and the freedom to work ANYWHERE...would you like them to walk on water and turn water into wine as well?

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