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"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I tried to warn you, Fred. As the economy goes, so goes the corporate culture here!'

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Cat Boss

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

Undercover Biophysicists

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

FBI Message: Are you still working under-covers?

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Secret agent 36-24-36 was lucky she was wearing her new bullet-proof swimsuit when she confronted the intruder.

Whistle blower...

'How did I find you? Let's just say a little bird told me.'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

Polly wasn't a very successful undercover agent.

"If your application is successful we'll let you know in the most secretive way imaginable."

'He's working undercover to find out 'what up' with youth gangs.'

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

"Remember when 'The sky's the limit' was something we wanted to hear?"

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

"I know exactly how you like your hair cut - it's here in your FBI file."

'Sgt. Driscol I think a change of footwear would be in order if you are going to entrap 'the Big Bad Wolf'.'

"I'm sorry - Mr. Streetwise is never in."

"Experience with repackaged debt? Oh, sure. Lots."

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'