Undercover Academic Pillows

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Eternal Student.

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

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Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

School. Learning is a lifelong process. It's only the graduation ceremonies that end.

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'