Underappreciated Heroes Pillows

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Skeptic Tank.

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"You forgot to pick up the dry cleaning. It's written all over your face."

Cinderella mopping up

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

43rd Annual Doctors Convention

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Palm Reader...

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

"You monster!"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

"Baldo, you deserve this raise. But please don't tell anybody what I'm paying you."

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

'Bill got sacked, sleeps on a park bend and eats dog food. He's the most motivational speaker we've ever had.'

Forty years in the City and never once was I headhunted.

'Do you have trouble making decisions?' 'Can I get back to you on that?'

'I don't think my Eric would fancy toilet paper that's been used before.'

'Don't listen to him - He didn't lose it in Iraq - He's a manx!'

"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."

"She told me she was bi, but forgot to mention the polar part."

Short sighted man talking to mannequin. - "Can you help me find my wife?"

"Okay punk, make my day"

"Look – you want a new career as a fireman, that's fine. But I wouldn't wear that thing around here in the mean time."

"Phew! I'm bushed! I've been up all night helping the removal men clear the front room."

"Did I turn off the stove."

Fourth Place

Lawyers Touting for Asylum Seekers.

Walking sticks

"Baldo invaded my room and stole my Atomic Sour Balls. The invader must be stopped...this means war!"

Tonto, Robin, Pancho and Watson. Sidekicks.