Undead Workout Warriors Pillows

Vampire Sit ups

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"It's true: no more burpees."

Bench Press Accident

Running

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Keep Fit.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Sisyphus during Covid

"I just reached 1000 jumps."