Undead Workout Warriors Pillows

Vampire Sit ups

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"It's true: no more burpees."

Exercise Class

Running

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Bench Press Accident

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Keep Fit.

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."