Unconventional Stylist Prints

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Christmas Socks

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

The Hammer

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

"How much do you want off the top?"

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

' This is 'casual dress day' Rosandich..When I introduce a 'ridiculous dress day' I'll let you know!'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Cornrows

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

"Notice anything different about me?"

"Inspected by #16."

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

Hairstyles to hide big ears

"And which solar system are you from?"

'I don't care if all the other kids are wearing it that way. You'd better grow it back before your father gets home.'

'Outré!'

Barnyard wigs.

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

The grim reaper tries on new clothes

"This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen."