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CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

The Hammer

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Pants Uglifier!

"How much do you want off the top?"

"I used to be a racer: Giving people joy-rides is really really boring..."

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Cornrows

' This is 'casual dress day' Rosandich..When I introduce a 'ridiculous dress day' I'll let you know!'

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

"I rolled out those lazy crazy hazy days of summer. They said go home and put on a suit."

"Notice anything different about me?"

Hairstyles to hide big ears

"Inspected by #16."

"And which solar system are you from?"

Woman playing piano with her feet.

"Our grey wedding dress is quite a smash with young women who have learned to say goodbye to unrealistic expectations."

'I don't care if all the other kids are wearing it that way. You'd better grow it back before your father gets home.'

"This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen."