Unconventional Solutions Admirers Pillows

'It has less to do with loneliness than with the fact that I live in a flood-prone area and I can't swim.'

"Surprise!"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

Man rolling ball up a hill

Zombie Christmas

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

"'I'm checking my answers."

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

The Toilet Bike.

Back scratcher

'Dust-mop-baby-jumper.'

"These new cars have so many sensors, they're ticklish."

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

'Ideas pre-Edison' and 'Ideas post-Edison'

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

'But sir! That's the best granite, no burglar could get through that.'

"When your only tool is a trebuchet, every problem looks like a siege."

Early critics.

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

Pirate with hook confronts pirate with swiss army knife hand.

"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."

A Great Invention

'Do you suppose that sliced bread, was the best thing since sliced bread, once...'

'Crap! It warmed up and my snow tires melted off!'

"This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen."

Television remote that makes TV screen bigger.