Unconventional Solutions Admirers Pillows

'It has less to do with loneliness than with the fact that I live in a flood-prone area and I can't swim.'

"Surprise!"

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

Man rolling ball up a hill

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

Zombie Christmas

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

"'I'm checking my answers."

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.

I invented the wheel, fire, and the bow and arrow, and then some wiseguy invented lawyers and took them all away from me.

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

The Toilet Bike.

Invention of the Toilet

"These new cars have so many sensors, they're ticklish."

Back scratcher

'Dust-mop-baby-jumper.'

The primitive age: 'Do you know that the 'i stone2' was released?'

'Ideas pre-Edison' and 'Ideas post-Edison'

"The microwave isn't working and I needed to heat my lunch."

Early critics.

"When your only tool is a trebuchet, every problem looks like a siege."

'But sir! That's the best granite, no burglar could get through that.'

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

Man fishing with rod with multiple lines.

Pirate with hook confronts pirate with swiss army knife hand.

'Do you suppose that sliced bread, was the best thing since sliced bread, once...'

A Great Invention

"This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen."

Television remote that makes TV screen bigger.

"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."