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Funeral - So how are things otherwise?

Showbiz Awards

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You and your daft inventions."

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Are you blushing?!"

Speed Dating Disasters

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

A close encounter of the awkward kind

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."