Awkward Moments Aficionados Mugs

'That's nothing if you want to see a bad drivers license picture, take a look at mine.'

"Are you going to embarrass me AGAIN?"

The Awkward Scene at the Manger

'On what planet.'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"You and your daft inventions."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

A close encounter of the awkward kind