Ultimate Player Gifts

Ultimate Frisbee: 3-5 P.M. / Penultimate Frisbee 1-2:30 P.M.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Marco ..."

Little Princess.

Six jazz instruments.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

Octopus on Keys.

Teenage Angst.

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Football player taking the ball home.

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Spot the fur ball.

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

'Big advantage!!'

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Fancy Dress Box

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek