Uk Politics Junkie Gifts

'I don't believe it!...She's only been here five minutes!'

Boris Hulk

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

Desert Island D**ks

"Good boy."

Our Two Parties, Explained

New Resident of Downing Street

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Will rule with iron fist for food.

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."

Mysterious green stench fouls reflecting pool...

Farewell, Generalissimo El Busho

'Where's mah Goddamn Poodle?'

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Hope Through Pretentiousness

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

Dumping The Death Penalty

Jeremy Corbyn

Lame Duck Session

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

International investment summit