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'I don't believe it!...She's only been here five minutes!'

Boris Hulk

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

Desert Island D**ks

"Good boy."

New Resident of Downing Street

Will rule with iron fist for food.

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

You can't spell Afghanistan without A, G, A, I, and N.

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"He's only been president a few months. Just give hima little time."

"I say we shoot anyone who claims we broke the ceasefire!"

"Some of it is soft and some of it is hard, but the main thing is that all of it is money."

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

Jeremy Corbyn

Mysterious green stench fouls reflecting pool...

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'Where's mah Goddamn Poodle?'

Dumping The Death Penalty

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Religion, politics, sex...in this part of the world every cartoonist is free to draw whatever he wants!"

International investment summit