Uk Politics Fan Gifts

Alec Douglas-Home

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Boris Johnson resigns

Sajid Javid

The British MissISLES

"Do you support any organised political party?" "No, I vote Labour."

Brexit.

"There's definitely less interference from the new speaker."

"I'm trying to talk him down now. . ."

Keep Carry and Calm On

Brexit

Miraculous parting of the waters (Not). As the Prophet Theresa leadeth her people out of Europe and on to the promised land.

Boris Johnson resigns

Theresa May

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

New On Downing Street PM Conservative - Deputy PM Liberal.

"...here you go!"

'Yes - but I also remember the Act of Union, when Scotland joined with England and had its fortunes transformed...'

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

'Whitelist is the new blacklist.'

Arthur Balfour

The Condup - a hybrid creature spawned after the ill-conceived snap electrion from scraps of the ballot apocalypse.

Augustus Fitzroy

Alec Douglas-Home

David Cameron

New Resident of Downing Street

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

International investment summit

Jeremy Corbyn

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings