Uk Policies T-Shirts

"Just a few of the likely outcomes if Brexit ever happens."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Hate Platforms

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Trump leaving

We need a Europe of U-turns.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Economy

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Think Tank

Roe v. Wade

'The recession is over, again.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

social services cuts

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

Keep the econoimy moving

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."