Uk Policies Mugs

"Just a few of the likely outcomes if Brexit ever happens."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

Hate Platforms

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Trump leaving

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Our Two Parties, Explained

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Economy

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Roe v. Wade

'The recession is over, again.'

Think Tank

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Sybil Obama

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

social services cuts

Keep the econoimy moving

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties.

Pre-Old Blues

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."