Uk Democracy Aficionado Gifts

Boris Prorogues Parliament

"Good boy."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

New Resident of Downing Street

DUNVOTIN

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

Jeremy Corbyn

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

Iraq and the road ahead...

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

Voting in the UK

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

Election Fatigue?

"I can't wait to feel the full impact."

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

Brexit Calendar

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

Virginia Foxx Caricature

When push comes to Gove...

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'