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Boris Prorogues Parliament

"Good boy."

New Resident of Downing Street

DUNVOTIN

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"God created Heaven and Earth in seven days but has failed us miserably with Brexit."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

Andrea Leadsom's memoirs

Jeremy Corbyn

Election Fatigue?

When push comes to Gove...

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

Brexit Calendar

Jeremy Corbyn in the soup

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

Boris Johnson runs away from Brexit, England is out of the Euros and the Queen is not amused.

Virginia Foxx Caricature

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

Voting in the UK

"I can't wait to feel the full impact."

Iraq and the road ahead...

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"I'm going to strike this part about starting from scratch if the people don't like either candidate."