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Captain Pointy No.5 - Skeptical about aliens

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic

The arrival of aliens.

'The champagne flight reports six more UFOs.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'The earth's atmosphere doesn't bother me, but I'm having trouble with the time change.'

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'

'Stupid aliens. We should switch tags and screw up their research.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

'I've a money making idea...mowing peoples lawns into crop circles and if a UFO lands there, we charge extra.'

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

'See if they have their green cards.'

'Gee, no — we were hoping you'd have the solution to all our problems.'

Space Rocket.

"I don't know what we'd have done if he hadn't shown up!"

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Well, whaddaya know, your insurance DOES cover probes. Check-Out.

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

Alien Donates to the Poor

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

UFO's - Fact or Fiction?

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'The hot dog and apple pie were delicious, but I'm still trying to digest that baseball.'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

'Take me to your lawyer.'

"They're very time-sensitive."