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Captain Pointy No.5 - Skeptical about aliens

Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

'The champagne flight reports six more UFOs.'

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'The earth's atmosphere doesn't bother me, but I'm having trouble with the time change.'

'Stupid aliens. We should switch tags and screw up their research.'

'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

UFO's - Fact or Fiction?

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"OK, OK. I'll admit they're a little dark...but Istill say tinted windows look cool!"

'Nothing on this planet - Just barren wasteland...'

'I've a money making idea...mowing peoples lawns into crop circles and if a UFO lands there, we charge extra.'

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

'I've never sighted a flying saucer, but I've seen a satellite dish.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"I don't know what we'd have done if he hadn't shown up!"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

'Gee, no — we were hoping you'd have the solution to all our problems.'

'...and then these two-eyed creatures took me from my spaceship to a four-wheeled vehicle. Nobody believes me. But you do, don't you doc?'

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

'The hot dog and apple pie were delicious, but I'm still trying to digest that baseball.'

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'

'See if they have their green cards.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Take me to your lawyer.'