U.s. Regions Pillows

Some U.S. Regions As Siblings

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

Tucker Ratings Gold

House vs. Senate

François Guizot

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

"It's easy being a congressman once you let go of your grip of reality."

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"How many times do I have to tell you not to barge in here when I'm looking at my hidden agenda!"

Where the Buffalo Comb

Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

Joe Biden

How the U.S. would look if Texas and Rhode Island switched places

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

Cactus welcoming you to Arizona.

'He was first elected as a hawk, but now he's just another hog.'

Major Indicators

Hung Out To Dry

"Make it count and you'll become number one."

"That's Ben. He's utterly ruthless and calculation, but in a nice, midwestern sort of way."

Welcome to Kansas or Some State Very Much Like It

Mark Meadows Mr. Irrelevant

"Wow, by the time the Secret Service caught him, the intruder had made it over the fence, past the North Portico, through the East Room and onto the short list for the next Attorney General."

Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area

'-and how was it for you,my darling?

Alabama, The Lizard State

'I thought the Indiana state bird was 'Larry'.'

Freezicle.

"You just missed the Senator!"

Sen. Dianne Feinstein

"No, sweetie, we don't go to the beach. We're from New Jersey - we go to the shore."