Regional Differences Pillows

"That's Ben. He's utterly ruthless and calculation, but in a nice, midwestern sort of way."

Tennis as a Metaphor for the Tri-State Area

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Scouse For Beginners

"Say it with Pierogies"

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

Used to it.

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

"Okay, we all know how this is done. There are 4 of you and only 3 regional manager openings. Margaret - start the music."

Yo! The Amboys!

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

'I'm a mockney - gey me aaahht of ere!'

A Yankee in Dixie: 'What in blue blazes is a 'tunerfish' sam' wich?'

'Do you sell focaccia?'- 'What did you say?' - 'Focaccia.' - 'I think you should leave now.' - 'Pervert.'

Some U.S. Regions As Siblings

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

A northern cow

Backroad cuisine: REDHOT SWEDE...Minnesota - style chili

Scouse Opticians

"You ain't from around here, are you, Mister?"

"No, sweetie, we don't go to the beach. We're from New Jersey - we go to the shore."

"As far as I know, Rudy is the first person in East Hampton to wear Cajun."

"As an European patriot, I've got the duty to support the needy economy of our fellow countries!"

Yorkshireman at desk. Trays read: IN, NOWT.

Society of Professional Yorkshiremen

Entering Rhode Island - Hours 12 pm to midnight, Tues. thru Sun. Closed Mondays.

Expansion 2000

Hillbillies and vallybillies have always had a natural distrust of each other.'

"You may be a big shot at the New York office, Miller, but here in Des Moines we do things differently."

'Do you take credit card?' - 'No, I only take real money, Pal.' - 'Okay, there's thirty quid.' - 'Champion.' - 'Can I have a receipt?' - 'Aye, speak to my accounts department.'

Men from the mining districts talking about money

'You've got with drawl symptoms. I'm afraid you're...a southerner.'