Tyranny Challenger Prints

The Rebel Donny Yuma

Turkish president promises end of state of emergency when elected.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Trickle down

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

"No screen time means more scream time."

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Executive fitness.

*Sigh*

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"Always a bridesmaid..."

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

'You can't do anything right. What you need is confidence.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

"Hold on a tick! I didn't consent to this. . . Did you consent to this?"

"Questions have been raised about our leadership skills!"

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

"Thanks for the 'Doctor's excuse' but I like to write my own material."

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? - You're kidding, right?'

'Waiter, kindly take this away and bring me some hot soup.'

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz - 'How did my life get this dull?'

As soon as the diet ends the lost weight returns.

Unreliable Narrator

'Don't change the channel.'

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"