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Man Admires Woman's Naked Authoring 'I love the way you write.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

'Very good and to the point.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

Letter writing lady.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'Nice graphics.'

"The narrative seems contrived."

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Writing that book was a real strain."

School of Arts and Sciences.

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

'I told you. . . H not S!'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.