Typewriting Enthusiast Prints

Man Admires Woman's Naked Authoring 'I love the way you write.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'I think we're closing in on the missing calligrapher.'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Very good and to the point.'

"You'll never make it as a doctor with handwriting like this. I understood every word."

Letter writing lady.

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'Nice graphics.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"The narrative seems contrived."

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

School of Arts and Sciences.

"If you put little crosses on your sevens people will think you're French."

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

'I told you. . . H not S!'

'The $39.95 is for the prescription, sir, and the $7 surcharge is a little something for our handwriting expert.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

The origins of bullet points.