Typewriter Captain Prints

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

Remote control pirate bully

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Welsh airport arrivals.

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Internet Cafe.

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Verbal Orders

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."